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This is the author page of C-Dives……THE FANSITE VERSION!
Here, I personally translate SCP-JP into English… as far as my English skill permits.
Hope you like it. :)

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My SCP-JP Translation Memorandum… (Currently 32 Articles)

• SCP-019-JP - A Common Bonobo
  • Due to futility of protection of SCP-███-JP, currently, the termination is under planning.
  • Summary: A bonobo is born by evil reality-bending power.
  • Written by tokage-otoko.

• SCP-030-JP - Petroleum Devourers
  • The biggest difference from other known insects is that SCP-030-JP instances live on petroleum.
  • Summary: Nonflammable caterpillars multiply.
  • Written by tokage-otoko.

• SCP-082-JP - To the Desired Country
  • "There's no one here, save for you and me. And just look around, do you really think this place is a tourist resort?"
  • Summary: A foreign travel goes wrong.
  • Written by azuki0912.

• SCP-167-JP - Restaurant Seashore
  • Eventual form of SCP-167-JP-1 bears a strong resemblance to a foodstuff, commonly known as "croquette".
  • Summary: Delicious creatures are living around an island.
  • Written by ripeya-.

• SCP-173-JP - The Dinosaur - The Imitation
  • Subject always tends to take form of a caricatured dinosaur, regardless of its own size.
  • Summary: There are a lot of toys.
  • Written by soilence.

• SCP-200-JP - A Depressing Duck
  • "I withdraw the proposal about classification to Anomalous, and request the re-examination of the circumstances of retrieval."
  • Summary: A rubber duck has a secret past.
  • Written by shinjimao.

• SCP-240-JP - Zero Instances of Locust
  • SCP-240-JP is the collective designation for 0 instances of locust that are believed to have a limited reality bending ability.
  • Summary: Locusts never die.
  • Written by dr_toraya.

• SCP-272-JP - "Floora"
  • "Aw, Floora, don't be so shy. I just said what I felt. Oh, Floora. Floora…"
  • Summary: A floor seduces a man.
  • Written by nekomiya_guu.

• SCP-333-JP - The Earthlings
  • "You should be seeing my head right now. My head is really big, extending to far away."
  • Summary: The Earth might be a head.
  • Written by hata_suke.

• SCP-398-JP - Eternal Room 105
  • "I couldn't face the fact that you will surely pass away earlier than me in the future."
  • Summary: A mother is left alone in the room.
  • Written by Nimono-oishi.

• SCP-407-JP - A Tub
  • SCP-407-JP's bath plug is usually inserted into a drainage outlet; it cannot be removed, except during the activation of SCP-407-JP.
  • Summary: A bathtub is filled by non-existent warm water.
  • Written by Linraw.

• SCP-419-JP - Another Story of Easter Island
  • Many incomplete Moai statues were abandoned on Rano Raraku, upon the last stages of the Easter Island civilization.
  • Summary: Moai destroys the Easter Island.
  • Written by blackey.

• SCP-507-JP - The Gate of Sacrifice
  • "Muzzle of the Holy Derringer, slowly pointing at your temple, will bring the Gospel at lightning speed to you."
  • Summary: John Wilkes Booth pulls the trigger.
  • Written by wobe.

• SCP-534-JP - Get a Glass for Flea
  • If SCP-534-JP can't find the food for over 6 hours, it becomes the "Starvation state" that is characterized by its rugged and dull-colored body.
  • Summary: Tiny, shiny critters eat the glass.
  • Written by K_kaya.

• SCP-558-JP - Bunch o' Chicks 'n' BIG MAMA
  • All circumstantial evidences indicate the assailant is an adult female broiler chicken, approximately 80m in body length.
  • Summary: Maternal love is the greatest thing.
  • Written by locker.

• SCP-569-JP - Konpeight
  • The anomalous property of SCP-569-JP manifests when SCP-569-JP has filled by konpeitō and its switch was pressed.
  • Summary: Sugar candies can light up a room.
  • Written by horuten777.

• SCP-583-JP - Darkness of the Remembrance
  • "Yeah, while I'm staring this darkness without thinking, those pasts emerge in front of me, vividly."
  • Summary: Memories make you happy.
  • Written by sabi-tyouseki.

• SCP-586-JP - Snow Globes Past the Seell-By Date
  • Autopsy of removed SCP-586-JP-A has shown that it has an identical internal body structures to non-anomalous human.
  • Summary: Children are trapped in snow globes.
  • Written by UttanKitago.

• SCP-656-JP - Human Repellant Plastic Bottles
  • Immediately after noticing SCP-656-JP instances, the observer becomes impossible to perceive SCP-656-JP instances and the surrounding area of 50m.
  • Summary: Bottles are ignored.
  • Written by ukarayakara.

• SCP-671-JP - The Night of Electric Jellyfishes
  • Spark discharges occur from the inside of the "bell" toward the tips of tentacles, causing electron avalanche and minor thunderbolts in the peripheral atmosphere.
  • Summary: Jellyfishes float in the night sky.
  • Written by tonootto.

• SCP-737-JP - Merciful Jewelry Workshop
  • "I had never been complimented, never even been treated kindly like that."
  • Summary: Abused children are reborn as gemstones.
  • Written by koikoi_Rainy4L.

• SCP-747-JP - Firstly Looping the Whole Universe to Boil Some Eggs
  • "Except for these eggs, clearly the world is beginning to change; more rapidly than ever."
  • Summary: Eggs are boiled.
  • Written by ukarayakara.

• SCP-828-JP - Launching Station
  • SCP-828-JP-A instances start to fuse with near instances and transform into a rocket-shape cylindrical structure.
  • Summary: Terracotta figures go to space.
  • Written by k_u_m_a.

• SCP-830-JP - Downfall of One Night Castle
  • "Phantoms are getting used to our strategy year by year, and now, the castle extended its scale to almost same size with Kasugayama Castle of Uesugi Family."
  • Summary: Ghost samurais lag behind the technological innovation.
  • Written by semiShigUre.

• SCP-838-JP - Urban Waves
  • "They'll sprout from the ground and do their best sometime soon."
  • Summary: Signals make the unsolicited effort.
  • Written by me_te_de_ko.

• SCP-905-JP - Freddie’s Special Flight Show
  • 30 minutes after, these noises converge to a characteristic rhythm that is identical to that used in the song "We Will Rock You".
  • Summary: Freddie Mercury comes back.
  • Written by T_Miyabi and iPod_surgery.

• SCP-922-JP - Animal Relocation
  • "The raccoon may have felt something. Though even that, there was no way it could make appeals to me… it was just an animal after all."
  • Summary: Animals move to the zoo of somewhere.
  • Written by me_te_de_ko.

• SCP-926-JP - The Nightmare Beast Recurring in the Dream and Reality
  • On 19██/██/██, over 50 personnel of Site-81██ reported that they had the dream of "being dissected while living".
  • Summary: A living nightmare does not want to die.
  • Written by amamiel.

• SCP-1242-JP - Abyssal Toilet Stall
  • "What is the number of elementary particles in supergravity theory?"
  • Summary: The answer is 42.
  • Written by kasugai_isoya.

• SCP-1302-JP - Wheeling.
  • No mention about Ferris wheel exists in past records such as building plans and guidebooks.
  • Summary: A Ferris wheel is still wheeling.
  • Written by y33r41.

• SCP-1330-JP - Crackti
  • Interactions between SCP-1330-JP instances have been currently prohibited.
  • Summary: Cacti beat each other.
  • Written by nanamati.

• SCP-1995-JP - Ushi-Gozen
  • "I'm still okay to not perform the duty, right?"
  • Summary: A girl waits under the capital.
  • Written by kidonoi.

A Something Stupid

AI-12020 upon recovery

Anomalous Idem # 12020

Idem Tescripdion: A wooten sdadue of Toto (Raphus cuculladus). If unmonidored for 20 seconts, all wridden English tescripdions aboud dhis idem will be affecdet by ids anomalous properdy; every "T" in dexd will be replacet do "D", ant vice versa. Any languages odher dhan English will nod be affecdet.

Tade of Recovery: 1999/12/20

Locadion of Recovery: Abantonet warehouse of Toncasder, Soudh Yorkshire, Englant.

Currend Sdadus: Kepd in Side-8181.